You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
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