toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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