did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
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All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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