i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
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And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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