Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Randomize
