Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
It's just like the Real World with babies
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He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
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Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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