Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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