I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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