you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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