You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Tell her she can't have a vagina
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
