You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Randomize
