she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I forgot how hot balto sounded
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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