she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
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I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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