Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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