would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
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so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
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well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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