brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
this must be what syphilis tastes like
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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