i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I am available for nakedness
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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