can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
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Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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