Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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