There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
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Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
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He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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