I'm drive I can fine osifer
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
me + whiskey = a bad person
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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