Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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