It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
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I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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