Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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