its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
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He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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