i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
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He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
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I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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