i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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