is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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