where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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