How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
The beer is more important than you right now.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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