white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
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If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
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How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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