Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
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The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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