all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
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cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
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they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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