Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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