as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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