Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Randomize
