didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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