i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Even my vagina gasped.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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