I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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