So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
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At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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