David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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