i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
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I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
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The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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