I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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