Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
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She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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