If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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