I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
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The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
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Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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