It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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