We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
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Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
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don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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