Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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