My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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