It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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