im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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