Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
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She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
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He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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